Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

Have You Ever Noticed That Good People Sleep Better, But Bad People Seem To Have More Fun When They're Awake?

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me If I Put In Too Much Hot Fudge.

A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There For The Rest Of Your Life.