Anything You Can Suck At Should Make

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

I Had Always Been - Everybody Kind Of Likes Comedy. I Was Very Interested In Comedy, Beyond Just Liking It. I Had Friends That Took Apart Radios; I Wanted To Take Apart Jokes.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.