Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

Anything That You Can Do A Tiny Bit Of Research About, I'll Turn It Into An Obsession.