Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open?

The Best Way You Hurt Rich People Is By Turning Them Into Poor People

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

My First Concert Makes Me Sound Like A Real Old Man. My Very First Concert Was Jackie Wilson.

The Welfare Of Our Children Is Our Main Concern, And Their Best Interests Are Our First Priority.