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Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

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That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

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