The White Man Gets All The Best

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

The Best Way You Hurt Rich People Is By Turning Them Into Poor People

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.