Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn

Definition: Connoisseur, N. A Specialist Who Knows Everything About Something And Nothing About Anything Else.

Language, N. The Music With Which We Charm The Serpents Guarding Another's Treasure.

Congress, N. A Body Of Men Who Meet To Repeal Laws.

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.

Optimist – A Proponent Of The Doctrine That Black Is White.