Artists Like Cats; Soldiers Like Dogs.

In A Social Environment That Is Ever Crowded And Impersonal, It Is Becoming Increasingly Important To Reconsider The Value Of Close Personal Relationships Before We Are Driven To Ask The Forlorn Question, 'whatever Happened To Love?'

The Age Of A Child Is Inversely Correlated With The Size Of The Animals It Prefers.

The Roots Of Our Soccer Tribe Lie Deep In Our Primeval Past.

As Long As The Human Race Is Able To Concern Itself With More Than Mere Survival, Soccer Will Have Its Place.

The Female Covers Her Breasts, And Then Proceeds To Redefine Their Shape With A Brassiere. This Sexual Signaling Device May Be Padded Or Inflatable, So That It Not Only Reinstates The Concealed Shape, But Also Enlarges It, Imitating In This Way The Breast Swelling That Occurs During Sexual Arousal.