As A Child, A Library Card Takes

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.