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Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.