As A Child, My Number One Best

The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

I Just Clipped 2 Articles From A Current Magazine. One Is A Diet Guaranteed To Drop 5 Pounds Off My Body In A Weekend. The Other Is A Recipe For A 6 Minute Pecan Pie.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.