As A Comic, You Try Something And

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Think That My Ideas Of The World Are That It's Random And Cruel But Kind Of Quite Comical Really, And Therefore The Humour, In A Sense, Springs From That.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.