As A Comic, You Try Something And

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.