As A Creative Person, You Want To

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

Socrates Became A Trendsetter. Other Philosophers, Including Plato And Aristotle And Gus, Quickly Followed Suit, Dropping Their Last Names Too. And, For Centuries After That There Would Be Countless Imitators Including Oltaire, Michelangelo, And, Much Later, Cher.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

I Wrapped My Christmas Presents Early This Year, But I Used The Wrong Paper. See, The Paper I Used Said 'happy Birthday' On It. I Didn't Want To Waste It So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.