As A Kid, This Is What I

My Uncle Claude Was My Favorite Uncle He Was Also My Godfather. He And I Were Really, Really Close. He Used To Take Me To See Cowboy Movies All The Time When I Was A Little Boy Because I Loved Cowboy Movies. He Got A Cowboy Name For Me, Which Was Smokey Joe. So From The Time I Was Three Years Old If People Asked Me What My Name Was I Didn't Tell Them My Name Was William, I Told Them My Name Was Smokey Joe.

Just Like Pagliacci Did, I Try To Keep My Surface Hid. Smiling In The Crowd I Try, But In A Lonely Room I Cry.

They Don't Tell You This In School, Everybody Plays The Fool.

Pretty Girls Come A Dime A Dozen, Try To Find One Who's Gonna Give You True Loving.

Though You Treat Me Badly, I Love You Madly.