As An Actor, You're Always Reading Scripts

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

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Roxanne Came Along In '86, When I Was Doing A Lot Of Stand-up. I Auditioned For The Movie, And Of Course I Was A Huge Steve Martin Fan, So I Really Hoped I Would Get This Part. I Don't Think There Was Any Part In Particular That I Auditioned For. I Just Went In And Talked With Them. There Were So Many Parts In There, And So Many Comedians Ended Up Getting In That Movie, Playing Different Firemen And Townspeople.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."

It Seems Like All The Sitcoms On Now, The Families Are Kind Of Dysfunctional.