As An American Citizen, I'm Not Asking

You Know, Back In The 1950s And '60s, When J. Edgar Hoover Was Making The Fbi The Respected Organization It Used To Be, Oftentimes They Would Find A Fugitive And Basically Have His House Surrounded, And Then Put Out A Press Release Saying He Was On The Top 10 Most Wanted List. And 10 Minutes Later, He'd Be Arrested.

Nobody Has Ever Denied That When It Comes To His Trade - Gigolo - John Forbes Kerry Is One Of The All-time Greats. He's In The Gigolo Hall Of Fame. See, A Really Good Gigolo Might Snag One Heiress In A Lifetime With A Nine-figure Trust Fund. Kerry Has Married Two. When It Comes To Gigolos, He's Steve Jobs.

About 25 Years Ago, I Started Out As A Reporter Covering Politics. And That Sort Of Just Evolved Into Organized Crime, Because Organized Crime And Politics Were The Same Thing In Boston.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

You Must Understand Printing Lies About Republican Candidates Is Ok. It's Called Vetting. Printing The Truth About Liberals - That's Called "swift-boating."