As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The

Everybody's Got Cable.

I Don't Need Politicians Doing A 24-hour Prayer With Oral Roberts To Get Our Country Back On Track.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

It's 2003. Why Can't I Teleport?

The Thing Is, Whenever I See Hillary Clinton, I Feel Like I Have To Vote For Her. She Makes Me Feel Guilty Because I Feel Like I Should Vote For Her So That She'll Feel Better About Herself Because She'd Been In Such A Bad Marriage.