As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To

Every Good Act Is Charity. A Man's True Wealth Hereafter Is The Good That He Does In This World To His Fellows.

The Maturing Process Of Becoming A Writer Is Akin To That Of A Harlot. First You Do It For Love, Then For A Few Friends, And Finally Only For Money.

Writing Is Like Prostitution. First You Do It For Love, And Then For A Few Close Friends, And Then For Money.

The Proof Of True Love Is To Be Unsparing In Criticism.

Two Wives? That Exceeds The Custom.