Ass, N. A Public Singer With A

Calumnus, N. A Graduate Of The School For Scandal.

Consolation, N. The Knowledge That A Better Man Is More Unfortunate Than Yourself.

Dependent, Adj. Reliant Upon Another's Generosity For The Support Which You Are Not In A Position To Exact From His Fears.

Income Is The Natural And Rational Gauge And Measure Of Respectability.

One Of The Greatest Of Poets, Coleridge Was One Of The Wisest Of Men, And It Was Not For Nothing That He Read Us This Parable. Let Us Have A Little Less Of "hands Across The Sea," And A Little More Of That Elemental Distrust That Is The Security Of Nations. War Loves To Come Like A Thief In The Night; Professions Of Eternal Amity Provide The Night.