At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.