At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

The Digital Camera Is A Great Invention Because It Allows Us To Reminisce. Instantly.