My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

I Learned This Summer That Peeing In The Pool And Peeing Into The Pool Are Very Different Things. Location, Location, Location.