At Every Party There Are Two Kinds

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

Bragging Is Not An Attractive Trait, But Let's Be Honest. A Man Who Catches A Big Fish Doesn't Go Home Through An Alley.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.

Maturity Is The Ability To Make A Decision And Stand By It. Immature People Spend Their Lives Exploring Endless Possibilities And Then Doing Nothing. Action Requires Courage. Without Courage, Little Is Accomplished.