At Every Party There Are Two Kinds

If Criticism Is Needed, Do It Tactfully. Don't Use A Sledgehammer When A Fly Swatter Will Do The Job.

Maturity Is The Art Of Living In Peace With That Which Cannot Be Changed, The Courage To Change That Which Should Be Changed, No Matter What It Takes, And The Wisdom To Know The Difference.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.

Hanging Onto Resentment Is Letting Someone You Despise Live Rent-free In Your Head.

Rose-colored Glasses Are Never Made In Bifocals. Nobody Wants To Read The Small Print In Dreams.