At My Age I'm Envious Of A

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.