Autumn Carries More Gold In Its Pocket

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.

Gimme: An Agreement Between Two Losers Who Can't Putt.

Books, I Found, Had The Power To Make Time Stand Still, Retreat Or Fly Into The Future.

A Reporter Meets Interesting People. If He Endures, He Will Get To Know Princes And Presidents, Popes And Paupers, Prostitutes And Panderers. And Always, In The Back Of His Head, There Will Be A Dozen Men And Women He Will Never Meet. And Always, He Will Feel The Poorer For It.

It Is Impossible To Read For Pleasure From Something To Which You Are Both Father And Mother, Born In Such Travail That The Writer Despises The Thing That Enslaved Him.