Nothing Is As Far Away As One

Raising A Child Is Very Much Like Building A Skyscraper. If The First Few Stories Are Slightly Out Of Line. No One Will Notice. But When The Building Is 18 Or 20 Stories High, Everyone Will See That It Tilts.

Gimme: An Agreement Between Two Losers Who Can't Putt.

At 19, Everything Is Possible And Tomorrow Looks Friendly.

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.

Nothing Is As Far Away As One Minute Ago.