Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.