When In Doubt, Pig Out!

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.