Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.