Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.