I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.