Avoid Running At All Times.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.