I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.