Work Such As You Will Not Have

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.