Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

Work Like You Don't Need The Money. Love Like You've Never Been Hurt. Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.