Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.