There Never Was A Man On Earth

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.