Smile Well And Often, It Makes People

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.