Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't

Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.