If A Man Can Beat You, Walk

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.