I Got A Curve So Sneaky It

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.