I Got A Curve So Sneaky It

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.