What's Scary In Life Is Not What

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.