What's Scary In Life Is Not What

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.