What's Scary In Life Is Not What

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.