I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.