Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

No One Has Any Idea What's Going To Happen. Not Even Elon Musk. That's Why He's Building Those Rockets. He Wants A 'plan B' On Another World.

Speak From The Balls, Not From The Diaphram.

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

Some Say, 'those Who Ignore History Are Doomed To Repeat It.' I Say, 'those Who Ignore History Are In For A Big Surprise.'