Anyone Can Read The News To You.

Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status Is Always Good For Comedy.

Liberals Want To Burn The Flag, But Progressives Just Want To Microwave It?

I'm A Satirist, So I've Got Boxing Gloves On If The Person Is Worthy Of Satire. But I'm Not An Assassin. If That Ever Happens, It's Only Because Something Happened During The Interview That Got Me Going, And Then I Had To Translate My Feelings To The Mouth Of The Character.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

A Press That Has Validity Is A Press That Has Authority. And As Soon As There's Any Authority To What The Press Says, You Question The Authority Of The Government - It's Like The Existence Of Another Authority.