Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.