I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.