I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.