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A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.