I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.