When I Can't Sleep, I Read A

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.