When I Can't Sleep, I Read A

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.