So Little Time And So Little To

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.