An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?