An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.