Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't Let Me Know Which One We Are Eating Today.

Coolidge Is A Better Example Of Evolution Than Either Bryan Or Darrow, For He Knows When Not To Talk, Which Is The Biggest Asset The Monkey Possesses Over The Human.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

My Father Was One-eighth Cherokee Indian And My Mother Was Quarter-blood Cherokee. I Never Got Far Enough In Arithmetic To Figure Out How Much Injun That Made Me, But There's Nothing Of Which I Am More Proud Than My Cherokee Blood.