Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player Got To The Big Leagues. As Far As I Knew, He Was Just There One Day.

The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination.

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.