Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

No Matter How You Care To Define It, I Do Not Identify With The Local Group. Planet, Species, Race, Nation, State, Religion, Party, Union, Club, Association, Neighborhood Improvement Committee; I Have No Interest In Any Of It. I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loathe And Despise The Groups They Identify With And Belong To.

Meow” Means “woof” In Cat.

And Although I Broke A Lot Of Laws As A Teenager, I Straightened Out Immediately Upon Turning Eighteen, When I Realized The State Had A Legal Right To Execute Me.

It Is Impossible For An Abortion Clinic To Have A Waiting List Of More Than Nine Months.